Nigerian Man Stabbed to Death Over Messi and Ronaldo


A Nigerian man was stabbed to death after engaging in an argument with his friend over Barcelona’s Lionel Messi and Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo in India.

Reports have it that Nigerian national Michael Chukwuma, 21, stabbed his 34-year-old compatriot Obina Durumchukwu at a rented flat in the suburbs of Mumbai on Sunday following a row over who was the best footballer in the world, Messi or Ronaldo.

Indian police inspector Kiran Kabadi filled in the missing pieces:

“The two Nigerian youngsters were discussing football players. One is a fan of Messi and the other was for Ronaldo. During the conversation a quarrel had taken place. The deceased threw a glass into the face of the accused person. The glass broke and caused small injuries. After that the accused took the broken glass and assaulted the deceased person who died due to heavy bleeding”.

Well, that’s one way to win an argument, we guess – albeit possibly the most moronic and reckless way imaginable.